Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 2013
December 21, 2013
December 23, 2013
Transcript:
MAN: Happy holidays, ma'am. WOMAN: I'd like to register a complaint. MAN: And what is the nature of the problem? WOMAN: It's your so-called Santa Claus! WOMAN: Isn't the point to convince children that he really is Santa? MAN: I would think so, yes. WOMAN: Well, he doesn't sound like Santa and he doesn't act like Santa! WOMAN: My 3rd-year-old son asked for a "Thomas The Tank Engine" DVD, and do you know what Santa said? He told him to ask for "True Blood" instead because and I quote, "Anna Paquin is such a hottie!" NATE: School picture guy! GUY: Ssshh! BOY: But I don't want a "walking dead" action figure!
sonytv about 11 years ago
Kids……they don’t know WHAT they want till someone corrects them
Arsenal rock about 11 years ago
Haha
srmcd1 about 11 years ago
Thomas the Tank Engine HAS gone downhill in recent years…
SuperDavid about 11 years ago
Uncle Ted could be a Santa like that,too
jwondga about 11 years ago
Close to home.
Penguin022 about 11 years ago
This just stopped kids who believed in Santa to believe that Santa was real at the mall, if they ever did. Tsk, tsk.
Mr Buddy about 11 years ago
You know, school picture guy actually kind of looks like santa! (if he has a smile, if he has no glasses, he covers up his black hair, and i think it will help if he took the bandaid off!) (unless there is an EVIL mark that will scare the kids!
Tom Falco about 11 years ago
Ha. Santa’s got it going on.
RySonic about 11 years ago
I’m pretty sure most kids are aware that in-store Santas aren’t really “the real one”.
RySonic about 11 years ago
There seems to be an occasional “Thomas the Tank Engine” reference in Big Nate. That really takes me back…
QuietStorm27 about 11 years ago
My daughter knows that the store Santa’s are just helpers because the real Santa doesn’t have time to sit in malls.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Of course it’s him Nate.
bignatesgirl about 11 years ago
Ha! Nate knows School Picture Guy so well!
jayhawk19 about 11 years ago
where does nate live????
kamb8 about 11 years ago
This is where I try to figure out whether the exclamation point and end quote in panel six are in the right places and either congratulate Lincoln for getting it right or politely tell him he didn’t. Except I don’t really know. Anyone want to enlighten me? That would be nice of you.
N about 11 years ago
Agreed!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
Such a world-class bon vivant!! He would naturally answer the yearly call to perform in the magnanimous role of The Claus-Man!! Merry! MERRY!!
Clarence over 6 years ago
What the heck the kid in the last said he wanted a walking dead action figure but walking dead is a HORROR show
Moto Moto over 5 years ago
Whoa. He can do some bad stuff at times
HalberCon over 4 years ago
i dont think the kid is old enough to even want to peek at that show
xVoid879 over 2 years ago
caught
nate91 10 months ago
SCHOOL PICTURE GUY!!
STUFF ENJOYER 10 months ago
He is unable to act.
sebastian.sr.ruiz 3 months ago
One Of The Thomas DVDs That Were Released Around This Time Was The Thomas Way So In Theory It Is Possible What That Kid Wanted The Thomas Way For Christmas