Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 19, 2013

Actually, he was pointing at Angie Sanchez.

The football team and the cheerleaders are practicing at the same time on the field?

Ugh. After this latest contrivance I can’t even enjoy hate-reading this anymore. “Hey look, Pascoe’s finger is poking Kaz’s greasy mullet through the panel wall.” Nope. Nothing. The joy is gone.

Maybe Gil could borrow a few players from the classless Urban Meyer. He plays his starting running back with 2 1/2 minutes left & up by 18 points. Think 2 or 3 on the depth chart might like to see the field, any field?

Blatant Little Giants rip off

I am already picturing Tipp’s post touchdown end zone celebration with classic cheerleader moves.

P1, number 11 in classic Tudor electric football poseP3, look at the size of Kaz’s mitts! Or, they are playing with a nerf football again?

Coaching staff taking suggestions from the mute? Doesn’t Dr. Pearl see that she has a problem?

Urban Meyer is classless SG23, agree….but the Illini still need to fire the visor wearing impostor on their sideline and get a real coach!

In all reality, Tip will catch the winning touchdown pass on Homecoming and steal Angie away from Big John causing Big John to unleash a rage fueled path of destruction. The volunteer Milford SWAT TEAM lead by Kaz terminates Big John with extreme predjudice.

Yes. Because gymnast are automatically good at football. Next, Gil recruits someone from the tennis team to act as concert master for the school orchestra.

will have to change play-calling terminology for Nunn—a ‘slant’ will now be a ‘diagonal’

What if Tippy has no hand- eye coordination? SMACK! Right in the kisser! Hard Knox Foley is back in business.

Can’t wait to see Nunn do a back flip over a defensive back to get open and score the winning touchdown.

Great googly moogly BD, that’s too funny.

Finally. THE TIP IS IN !

Tip should:

a) Catch the ball. Say “Thanks”, and leave with it.orb) Swat the ball out into the street, causing a serious accident.

In all reality, anger is a powerful emotion which when used properly can create many positives.

Tip. Rah.