The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 21, 1997
Transcript:
Man: well, your car's all fixed, Mr. Camino. you just had some moisture in the ol fuel line. She's running fine now, although you still need to read just the tort valve every month or so. Man: Have you been adjusting that tort valve? You're supposed to do that every month, y know. Eno: Oh, uh, sure have, Carl. Every month, y'know. Elvin: There's no such thing as a tort valve, Mr. Camino. Eno: I hate you, Carl.