The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 31, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: Looks like it's going to pour. Eno: Huh? Fang: It's going to rain. I'm a dog. All dogs have this uncanny ability to sense changes in the weather. We can also predict earthquakes, tornadoes, and smell fear in approaching strangers. Eno: That's a bunch of hooey. Fang: I knew you were going to say that.