Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 13, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 11 years ago

    It’s tradition. Unless you have an allergy, predisposition not to or you’re too skint.

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    Superfrog  almost 11 years ago

    And a few weeks later, he put it through the wood chipper.

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    If you think that’s scary wait ’til you see him in January.

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    Shawn Black Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    and then 3 weeks later he threw the dilapidated corpse outside only to be picked up and thrown into the back of a large white truck that stinks

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    Arianne  almost 11 years ago

    … and all that was left on the stump… was a hook!!!

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    PICTO  almost 11 years ago

    He’s probably under the mistletoe decking Holly.

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    You forgot—he forced him to stand in a bucket of cold water with his arms outstretched, loaded with heavy objects on metal hooks! And then he wrapped him in electric cables and plugged them in! Forced him to stand there for a couple of weeks! And then threw him out in the snow!

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    gilmccarthy  almost 11 years ago

    Wonderful Aussie wit!

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    vision721  almost 11 years ago

    What were they using for the fire? This one is a horror story wrapped in a nightmare tied up in a thriller!

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    bspeaceomind  almost 11 years ago

    What are they burning?

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    Pirate Mike creator almost 11 years ago

    Brilliant.

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    cwreenactor  almost 11 years ago

    The horror.

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