Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 06, 2013

Beware, Kyle. Be very, very ware. Put that e-mail in your junk mail file. There is no safe reply.

Kyle, huh? I’m not familiar with Kyle……..Did he receive good news or bad news?……Danae telling you she likes you? Can’t think of anything scarier…

Lucy’s answer to Danae’s actual question would imply that she understands completely.

Danae you still have your street cred/ school cred/ to be shown, when you turn up at school. Cut him dead!! Surely you don’t feel sympathy for the kid?

Just by sending a message by email ON THE INTERNET! you’ve already risked losing your street cred Danae, and it wouldn’t matter where you move.

I want to be there when she gets to school!

Hug your horse. It is the solution to every problem.

(Snorting, chuckling – when I probably shouldn’t be.)

Don’t you believe that he’s the prophet from The Great White North ? Actually you missed a couple of descriptives. I’d add arrogant and spoiled to your list.

Annoying brat…..

Time to get real an abandon a false face ….. growing up is so ‘uncool’ but what da heck….

So true. Whatever did we do to Canada to deserve Justin Bieber?? Come to think of it, what did we do to deserve Miley Cyrus? Those two are made for each other. blech

make a new plan, Stan

" he’s a “Tough, urban street kid” and all that crap, NOT a gay, scrawny little kid from Canada!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WHAT??? There’s actually GAY people in show business? Where have I BEEN all my life? Archie Bunker never believed there were Jews in show business, and now THIS! Oy Gavalt!!

I suppose she could always claim that her account had been hacked.

As a Canadian I feel I must apologize for inflicting Justin Bieber on the world, but at what point would you ever link " typical rapper" and JB?

back to square one.

OK this will solve her problem….go to school , when she sees Kyle….she should totally throw herself at him…fawn , whatever it takes to scare the crap out of the poor boy…..then the next day treat him like he doesn’t even exist!

Danae… Think! (that might be hard for her)… Turn this to your advantage. Claim everyone you e-mailed is now bullying you, hire your uncle the lawer, and sue for piles of cash!

In Bieber’s defence, I don’t think he’s gay. Scrawny, arrogant, spoiled, and too rich for his own good, yes. Haven’t read the 16 comments that weren’t shown by mu iPad, so I won’t say more…

Aren’t they always stinky booger brained boys?.Danae likes a boy??????

Given all their egregious faults, at least Justin Bieber & Rob Ford have put Canada on the map & proven it’s not the boring country every non-Canadian thinks it is.