The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 21, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: The doctor said you should be back on solid foods in a couple of days. Eno: Well that's good news. Fang: I still can't believe you picked a fight outside a star trek convention. What were you thinking? Eno: I mistook the guy for one of those next generation nerds. Those guys are powder puffs compared to the shattner trekkies.