One minute crafts made sleazy is more like it Joy. If I got a gift from Joy and Burl, I would want it to be a homemade craft, it would give me great pleasure to throw it in the fireplace some weekend and watch it burn.
A home made gift from Jerry would be covered with as much hair as glitter in the glue, kind of a fuzzy look.
I don’t think Dale has the smarts to do a craft project, and Verl will have to hire her handyman to help, kind of a nice bonus for her, and she will gladly pay the overtime so he stays well into the evening.
So a “Kindly Gramma Mouse” doorstop made from a 64 oz plastic soda bottle, filled with sandbox play sand (to give it weight & heft to hold said door open/closed) and some cobbled together clothes and glue-on “facial features” would outwegh, say, a $1000 necklace and/or earrings from the jewelry store, Verl? (Like THAT"S gonna happen on their planet anyway).
Ewwewwewwwewww, same reason I never eat anything at a pot luck, With my luck the pot didn’t get washed in hot soapy water! By the way I laughed out loud at your answer, good one!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
somebody give this man some coal! Selfish twit…oh wait….I called him that this week already.
mikie2 almost 11 years ago
Burl has the heart of a lizard.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Ooh .. a decorated baggie full of sparkly bottle caps, labeled “Chair Coasters.”
Joy’s been watching those crafts shows for children on PBS in the afternoon.
Wait till she dicovers it’s even cheaper to make egg carton and pipe cleaner caterpillars for presents, and just paint them green with tempura.
Laura Gildwarg almost 11 years ago
Joy is cheap and Burl is a self-centred twit. They deserve each other.
gmforde almost 11 years ago
I wonder if she’s going to decorate used Ziploc bags? lol
imnormal almost 11 years ago
One minute crafts made sleazy is more like it Joy. If I got a gift from Joy and Burl, I would want it to be a homemade craft, it would give me great pleasure to throw it in the fireplace some weekend and watch it burn.
A home made gift from Jerry would be covered with as much hair as glitter in the glue, kind of a fuzzy look.
I don’t think Dale has the smarts to do a craft project, and Verl will have to hire her handyman to help, kind of a nice bonus for her, and she will gladly pay the overtime so he stays well into the evening.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 11 years ago
So a “Kindly Gramma Mouse” doorstop made from a 64 oz plastic soda bottle, filled with sandbox play sand (to give it weight & heft to hold said door open/closed) and some cobbled together clothes and glue-on “facial features” would outwegh, say, a $1000 necklace and/or earrings from the jewelry store, Verl? (Like THAT"S gonna happen on their planet anyway).
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Ewwewwewwwewww, same reason I never eat anything at a pot luck, With my luck the pot didn’t get washed in hot soapy water! By the way I laughed out loud at your answer, good one!