The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 26, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Didn't someone once say everything will get 15 minutes of fame? Fang: Yeah. Andy Warhol. Eno: Well, today at work everyone laughed as I struggled to free my hand from a vending machine for 7 1/2 minutes. Eno: The day before they all watched while I screamed in pain after dropping a file drawer on my foot. That took 4 minutes. Fang: Hmm..so you've got 3 1/2 more minutes of fame coming to you. Eno: And I'm not looking forward to it.