Rod Serling must be the coach…
But he’s an undocumented alien !
Must play for the University of New Mexico, direct from Roswell.
poor dude (?) doesn’t even get a uniform.
UNLV Plays a practice game at AREA 51…
I’m sure the ESPN recruiting analysts would have him down as deficient in fingers and toes …. and not a real “diaper dandy”…..
The interminable wait for the paperwork to be sent, certified and translated is too daunting a task for even most PCA’s ( Planetarily Correct Aliens ) !
The player is direct from Roswell, not the University. Doofus.
corpcasselbury almost 11 years ago
Rod Serling must be the coach…
Linguist almost 11 years ago
But he’s an undocumented alien !
James Hopkins almost 11 years ago
Must play for the University of New Mexico, direct from Roswell.
rnmontgomery almost 11 years ago
poor dude (?) doesn’t even get a uniform.
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
UNLV Plays a practice game at AREA 51…
yimhere almost 11 years ago
I’m sure the ESPN recruiting analysts would have him down as deficient in fingers and toes …. and not a real “diaper dandy”…..
Linguist almost 11 years ago
The interminable wait for the paperwork to be sent, certified and translated is too daunting a task for even most PCA’s ( Planetarily Correct Aliens ) !
CoBass almost 11 years ago
The player is direct from Roswell, not the University. Doofus.