The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 03, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Eno, they're having a shoe sale here. Why don't you get a few pair? Eno: What for? I have all the shoes I need. Fang: But you could buy some for different occasions. Eno: Baloney! I've got a pair of shoes for causal wear, a pair for formal wear, a pair for working in they yard.... Fang: Yeah, but they're all the same pair of bowling shoes!! Eno: Oh yeah- I can bowl in them too.