The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 15, 2000
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Eno: hey, Fang-look what I found in my nostalgia box-my old 3-d glasses! Fang: What are you talking about? Those are prescription lenses. Eno: No. I call them 3-d because they commemorate the report card I got the year I wore them in 5th grade. Fang: Oh-you mean like your 4-F pencil case. From 7th grade.