The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 02, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Elvin, have I ever told you how impressive your sideburns are? Elvin: Thanks, Eno. It took a lot of schooling to get them this way. Eno: Schooling? Elvin: Sure. I got my 2 year degree in sideburn growing. Then I went back and got my bachelor's in trimming and styling. Eno: You mean?.... Elvin: Yep. these are second degree burns.