The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 29, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: See? It's very simple, Fang. First you cut open the top of the head. Eno: Then you pull out all the sticky pumpkin guts. Fang: ! Eno: Next,you use the knife to gouge out the eyes, nose, and... Fang: Urp Fang: ralph! Eno: Nice. That should keep any trick or treaters a good half mile away from our doorstep.