Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 04, 1991
March 03, 1991
March 05, 1991
Transcript:
BACHELOR DAD Today in school we learned that 50% of marriages end in divorce. My Dad is proof of that fact. Off Screen: GoodBYE! He and Mom split up three years ago. I think it was mostly her idea. Now she is married ot somebody else - meanwhile Dad is a lonely bachelor. TV: Welcome back to "Love Connection!" In the movies, guys his age are always walking around with mega babes, but Dad's chances to not look good. He's pver the hill and picking up speed. (note baldness) SAG SAG Nate: Aren't you glad I'm not one of those kids who know nothing about their parents' lives? Dad: Ecstatic...
kenivlikesbignate about 11 years ago
wow nate has a step dad
The#1BoiseStateFan about 11 years ago
So THAT’S what happened to mom………..
Matchip19 about 11 years ago
So sad…so dark
mino8 almost 11 years ago
But in a later strip.. Nate said that his dad and mom got divorced when nate was a baby…
dchur123 over 10 years ago
Nate, I predict your going to get fat and bald too
Tater over 10 years ago
I bet Nate’s Mom was very happy to leave him, but very sad to leave Ellen!
Mopman over 10 years ago
His school teaches that fallacy?
BailSkywalker almost 10 years ago
I wonder why his mom left his dad- oh
timmytohns over 9 years ago
Poor Marty.
Godfrey's sugar daddy 69 over 8 years ago
It’s actually 52% of marriages
Chad Cheetah over 7 years ago
They divorced in 1988, when Nate was 8 years old
GirlMagikzYeh☺ over 7 years ago
Poor Nate. No mom!
Hockey17 almost 7 years ago
My mom’s parents got divorced. She made a pact with my dad to never get divorced because she knows how hard it is on kids.
Nate Wright almost 7 years ago
Dad, go to the gymnasium, but NOT in a bikini.
nickdagamerandeverythingelse over 5 years ago
was the note baldness neseccary?
scrimblo about 5 years ago
All I want for chirstmas… is to see nates mom! Imagine what she looks like!
Pig111 over 4 years ago
Note baldness. LOL
Arcery about 4 years ago
Go to April 9, 2005
SamuelZhao almost 4 years ago
I feel so sorry for Ellen, Nate and Marty. Nate probably had to deal with divorce since he was 8 and Ellen 12
ADAMASEKKOUR over 3 years ago
It nate’s parents had not divorced, would nate have a different personality. I think so because divorce is a thing that affects people greatly and isnt easy to deal with.
SpongeBob (Founder of The Spongebob Club) over 3 years ago
Nate’s not very nice to Marty. Big Nate In: Nate 8s Mean
STUFF ENJOYER 10 months ago
Nate has a step dad.