Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 21, 1991
August 20, 1991
August 22, 1991
Transcript:
She's sugar! She's spice! She's incredibly nice!! Ellen! Most perfect person in the world!! Say! Who's that? That's Ellen Wright! Ellen, can I have your autograph? Of course, youngster! She;s perfect, yet humble! Gawrsh! Say, Ellen! Are you a model? Little ol' me? Shucks, no! Here! Take this! It's my life's savings! Ellen: Now that's more like it! Nate: My first "Sell-out."
BBQjoe1 over 10 years ago
Nooot
T.A.S.K Master over 10 years ago
What Ellen thinks: It puts her in a nice lightThe truth: It shows her as an eejit
BNFANCC about 10 years ago
HOW DID HE WRITE THAT WITHOUT BARFING??????!
goldenhazel10 about 10 years ago
This seems kinda sarcastic, though…
dchur123 about 10 years ago
It does
wonkmaster almost 8 years ago
He must of been bribed.
AsrielTriforce over 5 years ago
Either he was bribed, or his sister threatened him.
Tyrion HamiltonGoodson almost 5 years ago
but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient! Chemical X!
Best Commenter Ever over 3 years ago
Teenagers are made with sugar and spice, and everything nice, which Nate must despise.
Frogpants(Servant of Zomboss) over 3 years ago
da bunny in the second panel gives me knightmares
3ND3RB0Z0 over 2 years ago
Ellen may think this is a perfect comic about her but little does she know in everybody likes her she’s certainly doing something wrong because everybody can’t like you
Don. L .Duck over 2 years ago
Thus is why Nate’s humor makes for a better comic strip.
Appel Pai over 1 year ago
Her ego has finally been fed