The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 04, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: Could you help me find...uh..you know...toilet paper? Woman: Bathroom tissue? Right over here. Woman: This is a very popular brand. It's quilted, scented, and comes in six pastel prints. Eno: No thanks. I don't believe one's toilet paper should be nicer than one's bedding.