The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 12, 2001
Transcript:
Fang: It's like sauna in here!! When are you going to break down and turn on the AC? Eno: Are you nuts?! Do you know what it costs to run the air conditioning?! Fang: You're such a cheapskate!! Eno: Boy, what a wimp! And you call yourself and animal! You wouldn't last a day out in the wild!! Fang: Don't give me that! It's more humid in this oven of a house than it is outside! I can barely breathe!! eNo: Quit your belly aching. It's not that bad. Fang: My cornflakes are soggy and I haven't even poured the milk yet!!