The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 02, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: You know, dad, I don't think you're really bald at all. Man: How's that? Eno: I think you just have a head full of ingrown hairs. Man: Ingrown? Why do you think that? Eno: Because they're all coming out your nose. Man: Okay. Okay. I'll get the tweezers.