For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 21, 1980
Transcript:
Ted: Hey, John... Whaddya say we ask a coupla girls to get up an' dance? John: I must be getting old, Ted... I think I'll just go home. Ted: Are you crazy? This is your night to see how the single man lives!! John: I know how the single man lives, Ted... Why do you think I got married?