For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 28, 1990
Transcript:
Elizabeth: Think, Richard. If you were a dog... where would you go? Boy: Run, Liz!! He's on the trail! He's... he's headed for the corner store! Elizabeth: He's not here! (puff, puff) Why did you make me run all this way when he's not here! Boy: He prob'ly heard the change in your pocket.