For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 17, 1993

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." – Mark Twain

Outside of having an allergy, any parent that deprives their children of a pet is really doing them a disservice.