The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 21, 2002
Transcript:
Fang: I eat things off the floor. You eat things off the floor. I scratch myself a lot. You scratch yourself alot... Fang: I never wear pants. You never wear pants. Fang: So how is it that you're supposedly higher on the evolutionary ladder than me?! Eno: I'm not afraid of vacuum cleaners.