For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 23, 1999

Transcript:

Ted: 50 isn't so bad, John. I'll be 50 in a year or so and look at me! I can still pick up a babe in a bar! You've just gotta look after yourself, stay in the groove! John: Nobody says "in the groove" any more, Ted... It's "in the demo." Ted: In the...demo? John: In the demographic. If you're young and cool and computer-savvy, you're "in the demo." A whole new language is happening out there! Waitress: Are you ready to order? Ted: Tu hablas espanol?