Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 10, 2014
Transcript:
I was getting tired of my glasses fogging up. Then I thought, I can't control the temperature, but I can take off my glasses! Why is Mr. Spaetzle talking to a ficus tree? Because it's about my height. You didn't happen to see where I set them down, did you, Frazz?
TheSkulker almost 11 years ago
That’s why I have two pair: One to wear and one to use to find the first pair when I forget where I left them.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
I don’t have a land line, just a cell. I’m thinking about getting a second cheap one, to use to find the other one…..Glasses? I just buy a bunch from the dollar store and leave them everywhere….
Manhunter808 almost 11 years ago
The Skulker: ONLY TWO pair??? hehe I’m with Varnes about the glasses.
bignatefan almost 11 years ago
I call those reading glasses “sprinkles,” cause I sprinkle them all over the house. Buy them at Costco, where a three-pack is cheaper than one pair at any drugstore.
texasl almost 11 years ago
There’s days that I would rather talk to a ficus tree than some of the people I run into.
Kroykali almost 11 years ago
“cough” CONTACTS “cough”
Kroykali almost 11 years ago
Or, he should be able to afford Lasik surgery on a principal’s salary.
Otera almost 11 years ago
I keep my glasses case in my bag and if I get fed up and take my glasses off, they go in there. that way, I know where to find the when out and about.at home however…… I’ll just set them on a table and forget which one I put them on.
Demmiaa almost 11 years ago
Two kinds of contacts, and two kinds of glasses. And is there anyway to hurry cataracts along?
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m afraid not Mr. Speatzle.
gcarlson almost 11 years ago
My sister told me for years I should get contacts to look better. She stopped after living with her own for a time.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Mr Spaetzel is my hero. He really is, I think, my favorite character in this very enjoyable comic. Others may like contacts or surgery, but glasses are far easier to me even with the very minor inconveniences (fogging, getting smudged, etc.).
water_moon almost 11 years ago
Glasses can’t keep your lens from changing shape to prevent a rapid deterioration of vision , RGP contacts can. (-5 in 5th grade, -6 in 6th, -7 in 7th grade and got ridged gas permeable contacts, 20+ years later still -7) Hard contacts make such a difference in protecting eyesight from degradation I’d have to not wear them for at least 6 months before getting lazik to make sure they wouldn’t start worsening again.