Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2013

Shakin’, not steered.

You were driving so fast I could hardly catch up.

I never sausage a car.

A winner after the weiner.

Bribe that copper with a wiener whistle.

I saw one of these once. It is HUGE! The version I remember from my childhood was built on a car body which the current version imitates, but now the chassis is a truck.

I saw it going through an intersection in front of me a few months ago, and Koegel viennas are the only way to go. Of course Kowalski’s are up there too.

When I was just a wee lad I used to sing “I wished I had an Oscar Mayer Weiner” and looked down one day to see my wish was granted. Guess I sang it once too often, huh?

I’ve heard guys have gotten into accidents because they weren’t handlng their weiners properly.