Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2013
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Dear Santa, I hope yo have a safe flight tonight and don't get stuck at the customs at the charlotte airport. My dada says they're good people but woefully understaffed. Tell Santa to go through Raleigh he'll save hours!
Allen Rymer almost 11 years ago
You know, it never occurred to me, but Santa is truly the world’s biggest successful smuggler
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Just stay away from O’Hare……or you’ll never get there……
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Six, your presence is required beneath the Christmas tree…….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well, what about the kids in Charlotte?They’ve been good too.
That’s the problem with being Santa…. you can’t skip around any air traffic or take any shortcuts….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And, as Six might agree.. …. you have to have presents of mind.
Vermont Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Aside from nearby Davidson College – my alma mater – and Queens University, there’s nothing about Charlotte I can recall that’s worth a trip there.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Six, does Susan get a reward? And if so, who get’s to present it to her at the presentation?
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Bob, I used Midway a couple of years ago and it was pretty smooth….
gcarlson almost 11 years ago
SOP at O’Hare when we’re coming in from overseas is for Baggage to delay offloading ours to not get it through Customs in time to for us to catch our connecting flight.
K M almost 11 years ago
Charlotte? Raleigh? I thought all flights to that part of the country went through Atlanta!