New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 16, 2013

Just in case, have a plan B.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale…

Will he be taking only two elves?

Unless they live at the magnetic North Pole. It’s very close to an island off the north coast of Canada.

Are these the same people who said that the Arctic would be ice free by 2013, or someone else?

I can’t read what it says in the last panel and the magnifier doesn’t work.

Given that he needs a runway for the sleigh, he should consider a carrier rather than a traditional ark; I understand the ex-USS Enterprise (CVN-65) is available.

Or his Ho-Ho-Ho-Mojitos?

All Santa needs to do is build a much bigger sleigh and breed more reindeer.

Ark, the herald angels sing

Cambridge: Isn’t that where the damning e-mails revealing the extent of global warming duplicity were found?

Al Gore claimed in 2009 it would be free of ice by 2013.

Not to worry, Santa. When Apophis swings by next time the gravitational nudge will be sufficient to trigger another mini Ice Age.:o)