The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 27, 2005
Transcript:
Fang: Exhibit "A": All of the dog foods have names like "Strongheart" and "Gravy Train." Eno: Interesting. Fang: Whereas, your cat food have names like "Tendervittles", "Sheba", and "Friskies." I rest my case. Eno: Wow. You're right, Fang. Cats are wusses.