Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 17, 1995
Transcript:
Biff: Hello again, Ellen-watchers! Do you ever find yourself wondering: "What's up with Ellen's love life"? Chip: If you DO, join us for the... ELLEN WRIGHT LOVE REPORT! Biff: Only a few short months ago, Ellen broke up with Kenny, her longtime beau! Right, Chip? Chip: Righto, Biff! And now let's meet a few of the guys she's dated since! Name: BRENT Description: HEAVY METAL HEAD Summary: Date ends abruptly when Brent injures Ellen playing "air guitar"! Name: ANDY Description: BRAIN Summary: Over dinner, Andy realizes Ellen in not his intellectual equal! Name: ROBERT Description: "vertically challenged" Summary: A short date. Name: STEVE Description: BIG-MAN ON CAMPUS Summary: During date with Ellen, Steve seems preoccupied! Biff: Wow! What a line-up! Who will Ellen date next? Chip: We've got someone investigating that right now! boy: Who's the kid with the sketch book? Nate: Just pretend I'm not here!
Ax9000 over 10 years ago
First!Wow Nate, you followed them to all their dates!
=+*^%#}{][_\|~<>€£¥"'!?,. about 9 years ago
What’s wrong with Robert?
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
Looks like Marcus, but taller
yo almost 7 years ago
Robert is like Brick from “The Middle”
scribbledribble over 6 years ago
teens break up too soon, which will be advice to me too since I’m nearly a teen
BeatrizBroadfoot over 6 years ago
When does she start to date Gordie
PowerDemon777 over 6 years ago
I think when she breaks up with Gordie she dates Brent… or somebody that looks like him.
Trust nobody almost 4 years ago
Poor Robert. Discriminator