Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Can I help you? Deer: Yeah. We're the vigilante deer. We're tired of being shot by hunters, so we're trying to find them and get our revenge. Pig: What are you gonna do if you find them? Deer: Rebuke them sharply. Pig: Vigilante deer have a lot to learn.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
“Actually, we’re here because we need a little doe.”
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Maybe if they carved the word “rebuke” into their antlers first…
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Vigilante Deer?! Deary me! They are so scary! Beware, their sharp rebukes!Losers!
jackhs almost 11 years ago
Crocs probably like venison
zero almost 11 years ago
Let’s up the antler…
cdward almost 11 years ago
What they need is vigilantler deer.
ArfArf88 almost 11 years ago
Rebuke? Depends on what the deers understand by “buke”
PUNishment almost 11 years ago
Vigilante deer should enlist the UN. They could write a staunchly worded resolution.
PUNishment almost 11 years ago
“STOP! Or I’ll say stop again!” – Robin Williams
= :~) almost 11 years ago
I’d like to see vigilante shrubbery, shrubbery that stalks the deer and gives them more than a sharp rebuke.
jmartin1955 almost 11 years ago
I love certain words and rebuke is just funny all on its own.
Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Those deer better be fast learners because they are running out of time.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Dear Deers. Tears, not Fears!
Laura Chapman almost 11 years ago
They should consult Rat, I’ll bet he has some good ideas on revenge!
cubswin2016 almost 11 years ago
I hope these deer don’t get their hands on a certain video game.
finale almost 11 years ago
…and a pointedly worded letter will follow!
KEA almost 11 years ago
I’d find hunting more interesting if the deer were armed too.
NoCents almost 11 years ago
And if that does not work, we will cast derision on them. That will fix them good.
RG_Dustbin almost 11 years ago
The next generation needs to learn too so wait and do the rebuking ven his son gets home…
(Always wonder, if God didn’t want us to kill animals, why did He make them out of meat?)
Enoki almost 11 years ago
They must be watching Ted Nugent’s nature show in that last panel…
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
They’d do better going home and concentrating on evolving opposable thumbs so they could pull the trigger on a rifle without dropping it.
Defective Premium Member almost 11 years ago
There was actually a farside (I think it was farside) where a group of deer stalked and killed an office worker, in an office, with a subtitle of something to the effect of ‘because the human population had more than doubled, it was time to thin out the herd.’
Yukoneric almost 11 years ago
Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts about $3.95 and deer nuts are under a buck…………
Number Three almost 11 years ago
The deers are so cute.
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einarbt almost 11 years ago
They could learn from Wiley’s bears.
David Vrensk Premium Member about 2 months ago
If you’re here knocking on doors you haven’t been shot by hunters. This isn’t revenge, it’s prevenge.