Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    “Actually, we’re here because we need a little doe.”

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    Ida No  almost 11 years ago

    Maybe if they carved the word “rebuke” into their antlers first…

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    Vigilante Deer?! Deary me! They are so scary! Beware, their sharp rebukes!Losers!

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    jackhs  almost 11 years ago

    Crocs probably like venison

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    zero  almost 11 years ago

    Let’s up the antler…

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    cdward  almost 11 years ago

    What they need is vigilantler deer.

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    ArfArf88  almost 11 years ago

    Rebuke? Depends on what the deers understand by “buke”

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    PUNishment  almost 11 years ago

    Vigilante deer should enlist the UN. They could write a staunchly worded resolution.

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    PUNishment  almost 11 years ago

    “STOP! Or I’ll say stop again!” – Robin Williams

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    = :~)  almost 11 years ago

    I’d like to see vigilante shrubbery, shrubbery that stalks the deer and gives them more than a sharp rebuke.

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    jmartin1955  almost 11 years ago

    I love certain words and rebuke is just funny all on its own.

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Those deer better be fast learners because they are running out of time.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 11 years ago

    Dear Deers. Tears, not Fears!

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    Laura Chapman  almost 11 years ago

    They should consult Rat, I’ll bet he has some good ideas on revenge!

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    cubswin2016  almost 11 years ago

    I hope these deer don’t get their hands on a certain video game.

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    …and a pointedly worded letter will follow!

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    KEA  almost 11 years ago

    I’d find hunting more interesting if the deer were armed too.

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    NoCents  almost 11 years ago

    And if that does not work, we will cast derision on them. That will fix them good.

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    RG_Dustbin  almost 11 years ago

    The next generation needs to learn too so wait and do the rebuking ven his son gets home…

    (Always wonder, if God didn’t want us to kill animals, why did He make them out of meat?)

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    Enoki  almost 11 years ago

    They must be watching Ted Nugent’s nature show in that last panel…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    They’d do better going home and concentrating on evolving opposable thumbs so they could pull the trigger on a rifle without dropping it.

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    Defective Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    There was actually a farside (I think it was farside) where a group of deer stalked and killed an office worker, in an office, with a subtitle of something to the effect of ‘because the human population had more than doubled, it was time to thin out the herd.’

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    Yukoneric  almost 11 years ago

    Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts about $3.95 and deer nuts are under a buck…………

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    The deers are so cute.

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    einarbt  almost 11 years ago

    They could learn from Wiley’s bears.

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    David Vrensk Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If you’re here knocking on doors you haven’t been shot by hunters. This isn’t revenge, it’s prevenge.

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