FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 30, 2013
December 28, 2013
December 31, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: <Shake! Shake! Shake!> Paige: <Shake! Shake! Shake!> Peter: <Shake! Shake! Shake!> Roger: Did you notice the kids giggling as they went to bed? Andy: Maybe you should open the champaigne outside.
hekko Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Mum always knows!
Poollady almost 11 years ago
If not, you’ll take a bath in it like I did with a can of soda once……………..
kab2rb almost 11 years ago
Payback time for going to bed early.
dflak almost 11 years ago
I’m disappointed. I expected Jason to come up with a nerdier method than manually shaking the bottle: some sort of ultrasonic noise generator broadcast (or narrowcast) through a parabolic dish.
JanLC almost 11 years ago
Shake the bottle all you want at 10PM. By midnight it won’t be a problem.
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
Pull the trigger and run for the hills!
PurpleIris almost 11 years ago
Ahhhhhhhh parents who understand their kids. Need more of them,
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
The teens don’t stay up New Year’s Eve?
Waddling Eagle almost 11 years ago
The champagne has been sitting too long for the shaking to have any effect. The carbon dioxide bubbles have been re-dissolved. You have to open it within about ten seconds of shaking for it to spray all over the place. Same with soda pop.