A man was sitting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation with the fellow who sat beside him:(A) “Man, I sure am having a tough time with my dentures.”(B) “Really? As it happens, I have a spare set with me,” and he pulled out a plate wrapped in plastic. “Try this.”(A) The man tries it: “No, I’m afraid that one’s no better.”(B) “Well, here’s another one, give it a try.”(A) “You always carry around sets of false teeth? You must be a denturist.”(B) “No, I’m an Undertaker.”
edclectic almost 11 years ago
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blunebottle almost 11 years ago
A man was sitting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation with the fellow who sat beside him:(A) “Man, I sure am having a tough time with my dentures.”(B) “Really? As it happens, I have a spare set with me,” and he pulled out a plate wrapped in plastic. “Try this.”(A) The man tries it: “No, I’m afraid that one’s no better.”(B) “Well, here’s another one, give it a try.”(A) “You always carry around sets of false teeth? You must be a denturist.”(B) “No, I’m an Undertaker.”
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
Aha! I thought he looked like Bert Parks!
blunebottle almost 11 years ago
Happy New Year to All!