Monty by Jim Meddick for January 14, 2014
Transcript:
Hello. We're collecting signatures for the save the pandas coalition... Oh sure... I definitely... Don't give a @#$#@#% about pandas! Die, pandas! Die! Die! Die! Maybe it's just me, but I think you may be experiencing some aftereffects of the Jekyll potion...
Steve Bartholomew almost 11 years ago
Withdrawal symptoms.
vecihi almost 11 years ago
Actually, many species of animals are on the verge of becoming extinct because millions of people actually have the exact same thought, albeit without the hairy arms.
Anyway, the guy’s lucky that Monty didn’t go “Die, bearded bandana dudes with turquois scarfs! Die, hipsters, die!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s the worst thing he’s done so far. It’s escalating!!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
That sudden, momentary reappearance of Monty Hyde was the scariest thing we’ve seen so far in this arc. Poor pandas. And maybe poor Monty, too, if he can’t control himself. He’d become the new Dr. David Banner.
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Seemed to be about the right response. Where was the Jekyll effect?
billyruffian almost 11 years ago
They particularly don’t like making love in front of us, and since they’re one of the most closely monitored species…
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
if you watch it that close, it will never come up…the worm of course.?!
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s a natural part of evolution. Species die out. Before humans came on the scene there were more types of species than we could ever count or know.
PettyMower almost 11 years ago
Panda…..tastes like chicken.
Coke366 almost 11 years ago
Maybe with Viagra?
Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I felt a touch of some real horror there, the kind that feels like tears are going to come, I guess because I’ve known Monty for so long and have also experienced unexpected destructive anger in real people I’ve lived with.