Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 05, 2014

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    ratlum  almost 11 years ago

    Wiz your cooking stinks .

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    watmiwori  almost 11 years ago

    Said the waiter, “Don’t shout and wave it about,Or the rest will be wanting one too!”

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    alise.duhon  almost 11 years ago

    We were having lunch at a well known chain pizza place and my friend reached for the red pepper flakes and we saw a fly buzzing around in the jar. We called the waiter and he saw the fly, opened the top and let it escape and then replaced the top and put the jar right back on our table, smiling widely and said, “there, now it’s gone”. He honestly thought that would solve the problem. lol Needless to say, we avoided that particular restaurant in the future. :)

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    Mowog  almost 11 years ago

    “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

    “It’s entirely possible, Sir. Our Chef was once a tailor!”

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    amxchester  almost 11 years ago

    @A Common ’tater, did you ever see Judy Collins do that skit on the Muppet Show?

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 11 years ago

    no the Kellogg’s kind you nitwit

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