When I was a small child, the neighbor kid across the street and I each had a set of Mattel “Shoot-N-Shell” pistols, and we would take turns at being cops or robbers. Of course, we always shot at each other until one was hit and fell dead. Then we would change roles and repeat the play..When we got older (in our teens) our parents bought us BB guns, and we would have a shoot out across the street. It was a lot of (likely dangerous) fun, until my dad asked me about the BB marks in the front siding of our house..Then we both got shotguns and….Just kidding!
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Next time, go to the neighbors on the other side.
ornairy over 10 years ago
Suzie nailed it…..
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
@MayKittenSuzie can always go home. Paige is stuck with Jason until she goes off to college.
spaced man spliff over 10 years ago
How can you not love Susie !!
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
Definitely. Calvin’s lights are on, but nobody’s home.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yeah, Calvin did look as though he was out to lunch.
wizzo10 over 10 years ago
loved the one when spiff was locked in the school locker
dustspecks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good answer, Susie.
tripwire45 over 10 years ago
Oh c’mon. Tell my you didn’t tie a towel around your neck when you were a kid and pretend to be a superhero.
battle of plattsburgh over 10 years ago
We Super Heroes are often misunderstood by mere mortals.
IndyMan over 10 years ago
Really didn’t think that Susie lived that close ! ! !
Five boys over 10 years ago
My five sons had capes, as did my three grandsons and four great grandsons, but non as imaginative as Calvin ! Love Calvin, always makes me smile.
Susie Derkins D: over 10 years ago
Sighs I can never have a normal neigbor around here.
linsonl over 10 years ago
I hate to admit it, but I was a little bit like Calvin when I was about his age. I said a LITTLE bit.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 10 years ago
“I considered cracking open Calvin’s skull mom, but didn’t think we’d like what’s inside.”
Poollady over 10 years ago
The sign should say: THIS IS A HYSTERICAL SITE……….
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
The lights on, but very dim, and no one’s home.
Number Three over 10 years ago
She means that nobody sensible was home.
xxx
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
At least he didn’t identify her as Annoying Girl this time.
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
Suzie didn’t have to lie.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
When I was a small child, the neighbor kid across the street and I each had a set of Mattel “Shoot-N-Shell” pistols, and we would take turns at being cops or robbers. Of course, we always shot at each other until one was hit and fell dead. Then we would change roles and repeat the play..When we got older (in our teens) our parents bought us BB guns, and we would have a shoot out across the street. It was a lot of (likely dangerous) fun, until my dad asked me about the BB marks in the front siding of our house..Then we both got shotguns and….Just kidding!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Hahahaha…way to go, Susie! ;)
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
Susie Susie…:)