I once played a scarecrow in a movie about how to keep the crows out of the corn………. that was just a short term thing… but I never got around very much……………. I can stand around for hours on end and look mean ………….
“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”“Uh, that’s wrong. It’s ‘the sum of the squares of the two legs of any right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse’(longest side).”“Well, I’m a scarecrow. What do I know?”
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
I was Dorothy’s bodyguard.
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
I once played a scarecrow in a movie about how to keep the crows out of the corn………. that was just a short term thing… but I never got around very much……………. I can stand around for hours on end and look mean ………….
2252895 almost 11 years ago
Thought about making a sarcastic comment about the NSA but better not, they will be reading this.
Reality,really? almost 11 years ago
I can sing and dance. Oh but fire duty is really a problem for me.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
“Boo! Scat!”
paul brians almost 11 years ago
I think this is just _a_scarecrow, not _the_Scarecrow. His experience is guarding a field from crows.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”“Uh, that’s wrong. It’s ‘the sum of the squares of the two legs of any right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse’(longest side).”“Well, I’m a scarecrow. What do I know?”
bmonk almost 11 years ago
If he had half a brain, he’d find a good way to answer that.