Monty by Jim Meddick for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
When I heard that Google was working on a self driving car, I thought to myself: I bet I can do that! I mean, how hard can it be?... A few servomotors here... A few microprocessors there, and... Bbrrmmm Oh, @#%$@! It Started up already! Ok... Good! Stay there! Let me get in... I'm supposed to be... Oh c'mon! Ok. Ok... Now wait for me... Seriously. I need to be... Raymond Fletcher pulled the same stunt on him back in 10th grade and got him to run all the way to Mammoth County... Hey!
vecihi almost 11 years ago
Google should work on a car that obeys voice orders.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Three cheers for Raymond Fletcher, forgotten hero!The run/walk should do Monty some good.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Guess I’ll Google ol’ Ray……kind of ironic, eh?…
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Nice layout for a change…Thanks, Love that joke, if played on someone else.
Kip W almost 11 years ago
I spend time in NJ every year, and have never heard a resident say “Joisey.” The actual accent sounds more like “jayzey,” and even that is way less prevalent than saying it like everyone else.
steverinoCT almost 11 years ago
I’m from North Jersey, and my parents; I know people with Jersey accents but I don’t have one, except that I’ll say “Warshington” instead of “Washington” (so does my uncle). Go figure..And I haven’t seen any robots or self-driving cars around on my visits back, although a self-driving car in NJ need only know how to creep ahead a few feet every minute, and blow its horn.
cove37 almost 11 years ago
How about taking a self driving bus?