Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 23, 2014

Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s…well, you know

…from the hall… wearing a gas mask.

Maybe you should cut the cheese (out of your diet). Oh wait, you already did.

Well . . . judging by the third frame, there’s more to Satch’s paunch than hot air.

That was a push too far.

That is the reason why one must watch where they walk behind a work horse.

Ha, Ha, Ha! Love the sound Pffffft! Just like a real dog does. No thundering explosion like us folks. Just sort of sneaks out.

Gaseous anomaly.

From “10?”

See the dog really did it.

I did that in yoga class. So I said, “Guess I’m working harder than the rest of you!”

At my (advanced) age I seldom laugh at fart jokes, but this one had me cackling for several minutes. Alex (above) had it right. Dogs don’t Brrrrrrrrp! , they pfffffft. and when it happens next to you while you are watching TV, you don’t notice until it is too late. Cough, cough… The dog just lays there and looks at you like “Who did that!”

Air muffins.

hahahaha!!

Looks like Satchel needs some Beano!

Reminds me of Air Force early morning exercise in Biloxi Mississippi after everyone had been down town the night before eating tamales and drinking beer, except on the first count, doing leg lifts, the pfffft was multiplied by about 200.

First who smelled it, must have dealt it!

Reminds me of a story a co-worker told me. She and her family and some friends were out to dinner at a restaurant, when out of nowhere her brother asks “do farts have lumps?”Broke up everyone at their table and the next one as well!

I did that in Gym class my sophomore year of high school.

Back blast area is not clear!

Let’s see, his name was “Flatchell”, wasn’t it?

Please, no more flatulence “humor.” What’s next, an appearance by Adam Sandler?

It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good

Satch is in the right spot for a tummy rub.

Did Satch just blow his tail off?

Perhaps Satch should start with ‘crunches’?