Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 13, 2014

I’ll relieve you of your nose. Will that help?

Do you want Taggart to get you out?

You’re lucky to get the early bird before you melt.

I’ve often heard of people being in deep S—-, but this is a first…

The caw thaw this coming.

I’ve sunk and I can’t get up!Don’t worry. It won’t be long and you will spring out.

I guess he already asked the other faces in the snow.