F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 27, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    What were the parents of Dave (pronounced as “John”) thinking?

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    James Hopkins  almost 11 years ago

    Like Brett Favre (pronounce farve).

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    Jim Douglas  almost 11 years ago

    BTW, I think I just got yesterday’s joke.………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………ha…….. :-\REALLY ? tell the rest of us I’m still rying to fig it out

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    dadoctah  almost 11 years ago

    When you have a name like John, you have to do whatever you can to set yourself apart. Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named John.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 11 years ago

    It’s spelled ‘Raymond Luxury-Yacht’, but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’.

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Dave’s not here.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 11 years ago

    Supposedly true story: guy tells the barista his name is “Stephen, with a ‘ph’”. Gets his coffee cup with his name spelled “Phsteven”.

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    Lamberger  almost 11 years ago

    After giving me restroom directions, I once had a McDonald’s employee ask, “Would you like fries with that order?”

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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    bpshand: Like the old joke about the guy with only initials, but no name to go with them (like the S in Harry S Truman). He filled out a form as R (only) B (only) Smith and got listed as Ronly Bonly Smith.

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    K M  almost 11 years ago

    “What’s your name?”“Jenofsky.”“How do you spell that?”“S-M-I-T-H.”“What!?”“They’re all silent, never mind!”George Carlin

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