Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 25, 2014
February 24, 2014
February 26, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Today for Sharing Time I've brought a little plastic sword I got at a restaurant. Dill: I've been to that place! The salad bar has the best sneeze guard ever! Alice: Dill! Dill: No, really! My brothers all tried to sneeze on the salad, but they couldn't! Miss Bliss: Dill, it's Alice's turn! Alice: Great, Dill! For Sharing Time, you can bring a salad and we'll all sneeze on it! Miss Bliss: ALICE!
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Alice shows and Dill tells. Not a good combination at all. I’m also impressed Alice’s little plastic sword isn’t confiscated by the teacher and then by the principal; it could be considered a weapon.
Rumball over 10 years ago
Spoiler alert! Toy Jail awaits the sword!
Bittermelon of Truth over 10 years ago
I would be more worried about any salad that the Dill family kids tried to sneeze on. What sword?
pumaman over 10 years ago
Dill’s brothers must have been snorting some pepper to test the sneeze guard.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Now, Alice, don’t jab Dill in the arm with your little plastic sword! He’s just butting in, the way men sometimes stupidly do. Since he is your future husband, you need to able to deal with this kind of provocation in more subtle ways….
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
It is a weapon! She stabbed Petey with it.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Ya Alice, throw a tantrum!
exeyevee Premium Member over 10 years ago
I love that in the middle two panels you can only see half of Kevin’s impassive face. He seems unimpressed by both the plastic sword and the sneeze guard.
1995Sidecar over 10 years ago
You all realize that Alice is not actually in school. The Bliss School is a day care.
pouncingtiger over 10 years ago
Dill, it’snot your turn!
InstantIsaac over 10 years ago
Heh heh heh!