Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 14, 2014

Is that paint or blood they’re using?

“Keep a moving Dan, don’t you listen to him Dan, he’s a devil, not a man and he fills the burning sand with water, cool, clear water.”

Hey, you got to keep it realistic. 100 is believeable, but a 1000?

I’ve heard of a brush with death, but this death with a brush.

Kill them with psychology, I always say.