Man: I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously. Eno: What are you talking about?! I was driving five miles below the limit, wearing my seat belt and checking all my mirrors! man: Exactly.
Now if he were:a)shaving
b)drinking
c)networking
d)eating
e)tailgating
f)reading a map
g)brushing teeth(assuming he does)
then the officer would nae givin’ ‘im a second glance…
margueritem almost 16 years ago
I bet he used his turn signal, too.
Jackone almost 16 years ago
How much more suspicious can you get!
Subtorp401 almost 16 years ago
Now if he were:a)shaving b)drinking c)networking d)eating e)tailgating f)reading a map g)brushing teeth(assuming he does) then the officer would nae givin’ ‘im a second glance…
lazygrazer almost 16 years ago
LOL @ Subtorp401
Brainiak almost 16 years ago
I’ts all about the Revenue….
Possum Pete almost 16 years ago
I saw a woman painting her toenails while driving. At least I think it was a woman…
comicgos almost 16 years ago
I think Fang peeing out the window was the real problem!
hookedoncomics almost 16 years ago
LOL @ Subtorp401
Mkim1526 almost 16 years ago
All he’s gotta do is not honk and swear and he’ll an ALIEN!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Best way in the world to get pulled over for a DUI! (Honestly, though, I never was, just saying !)