Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2014
February 03, 2014
February 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: That Highwayman sent some goons after us... in case his explosion didn't finish the job. I'm going to distract them... you make a run for it! Man: He's so fast! This ain't nothing like big buck hunter! Highwayman: You should have been playing clay shooting on duck hunt, you fool! Man: Should be be worried if he gets behind us? Highwayman: Jeez, take a cough drop, Zeke. Your voice sounds unusual strapping.
dimndno almost 11 years ago
Unusually strapping indeed!
Badeyes almost 11 years ago
No point worrying, you won’t be conscious that long. I see a Ka-Conk in your future.
reyigo almost 11 years ago
I don’t trust the blonde. Rip is clueless without the Queen of the Pirates.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 11 years ago
They’ll only hear him coming. Such a shame(they chose to be bad guys).
Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Even Rip’s voice has a chin! Or at least a strap. A chin strap?
edclectic almost 11 years ago
KA-STRAP!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 11 years ago
The ka-double coconuts coming up!
Vince M almost 11 years ago
Ah, the old Moe Howard gambit!
PMark almost 11 years ago
I am guessing that the girls show up just in time to rescue Rip from the treacherous blonde.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 11 years ago
KA-CLONK!!!
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
This story line seems to have more action in it than the last several combined! I like it. However, I do miss Cobra putting Rip in awkward situations where he doesn’t know what is the moral decision. I also miss Breezy getting him flustered..I was starting to not like the Highwayman as a villain, but after more thought, he is the first villain in a long time to actually get the upper hand on Rip. And then, when he started to lose, he threw the Damsel in Distress curve ball. He is, finally, an adversary that Rip (appears to) at least has a risk of actually loosing to.
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
The henchmen are still clueless, though. Very funny!
quartermain almost 11 years ago
What kind of cough drop, Ludens or Smith Brothers?
Sayman almost 11 years ago
…[ka-sneak]…
Hectoruno almost 11 years ago
My kind of distraction. Rip does not just get them to look the other way he knocks them out.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
‘Unusually strapping…?’ could those goons be from Brokeback Mountain?
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
No cough drop is going to relieve the massive KA-HEADACHE they’re about to receive.
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Be worried. Be very worried…
ColonelClaus almost 11 years ago
I can see it now… Zeke: Who you talk… KA_CLONK!
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
Not hard to see where this is headed, though that doesn’t make it any less humorous. Certain incidents are funny precisely because you do know what’s coming.