The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 11, 2009
September 10, 2009
September 12, 2009
Transcript:
Boy: I'm raising money for my school's "future politicians club." Would you like to buy some magazines? Man: These are already addressed to my neighbor. Boy: Yeah. I got them from his mailbox. Man: You're gonna go far, kid.
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Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Eno! Is that you?
comicgos almost 15 years ago
Nothing like a MOB endorsement for a 10 year old!
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
….and he just sold Don’s magazines to Eno.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
My poor mayor is under indictment for bribery. He says he can’t get a fair trial because they arrested him again for extortion a week before the first trial. The local paper, his appointed council,, and many benefactors of his largeness of our tax dollars all say he’s innocent, as he does. I know how to sharpen a pitchfork. Any pointers on how to oil a touch?
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
LOL
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Oil torches have too large of a carbon footprint. Use a propane tiger torch instead.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Redistribute the wealth. From each according to his abilities, to each according to his need. Workers of the world, unite!–You have nothing to lose but your chains.
It worked so well in Russia.
mikdeeps almost 15 years ago
Russia was a military dictatorship .or would you prefer to live as a facsist,like they do in amerika.WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Glad you asked, Kim. Communism and fascism are both forms of socialism, the only difference being that the fascists pretend that their centrally managed economies still have private ownership. (Nazi racial doctrine is not essential to fascism. The fascist regimes of Italy, Spain, Argentina, Hungary, Finland, etc., were not particularly racist. Remember, it was an Italian who invented fascism.)
As for your reference to “amerika”, this is a real timewarp from the New Left of the ’60s, whose blatant irrationality so scared the public that they swung toward the Right and elected Reagan and even turned some Democrats into small-government types for a while. (As for Repubs, they pretend to be for small government, then join the Dems to expand it, just not as fast as the Dems would like. No party today is out to defend your rights.)