Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 19, 2014

And they never tried it again.

And only once.

“If the piano player told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?”“Not again!”Tommy & Dickie Smothers

Faces in Mom’s hair, and Junior’s knapsack……

Ok son. But you won’t need your knapsack.

Haven’t you ever wondered why they never returned? And how did Mrs. Lemming get pregnant if all the men in the family jumped off the cliff?

Unless all the other lemming clans didn’t follow the lemming motto:“If all your friends jump off a cliff, you have to do it too.”

Is “Cliff” a popular lemming name? Do lemmings wear jumpers? Do they gather to migrate in Fall?