The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 31, 2005

Transcript:

The General: Here's the three lunches meant for Dusty, Evelyn and Boone... The Professor: What? I just ate their breakfasts! The General: If you don't eat their meals and sign their meal tickets, they'll be reported missing. The Professor: So...why aren't you eating them too? The General: I volunteered for the dinner shift! Four Hungarian meat loafs, potatoes au gratin and banana cream pies! The Professor: I had no idea this was a suicide mission! The Professor covers for his escaped "Elderpark" friends