The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 21, 2005
Transcript:
Woman: There's a likely candidate! Woman 2: Item one: "Large white beard". Check! Woman: He certainly has "ample girth". Woman 2: Item two is good to go. Check! Dusty: I am not now, and not never, gonna prance around in some fool Santa Claus costume!! Woman: Hmm....a bit short on item three: "jolly disposition". Woman 2: Two out of three isn't bad. We could work with it. The hunt for a Santa Claus is on at Elderpark: