Close to Home by John McPherson for February 20, 1996
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Pediatric Emergency Care. For the following injuries: Report To: Went outside in cold weather with wet hair Room 107. Petted strange dog Room 111. Ate ice cream too fast and got headache Room 110. Crossed eyes and got them stuck Room 113. Ran with scissors Room 109. Went swimming less than 1/2 hour after eating Room 114. Talked on phone during thunderstorm Room 117. Cracked knuckles too much Room 118. Rug burns Room 120. All other injuries Room 125.